2026 Raccoon Eating Pizza Tee — "Still Not Joining a Gym" Funny Graphic T-Shirt

Light, soft, and a little bit sarcastic — this tee is for people who plan to keep their comforts close and their gym membership distant. A chubby raccoon sits center stage, holding a slice of pizza with the bold year “2026” above and the deadpan line “Still not joining a gym” beneath. The vintage-style black-and-white illustration feels like a sketch found in the back of a comic, giving the shirt a playful, handcrafted energy. Wear it to lazy Saturdays, brunches that run long, or low-key gatherings where humor speaks louder than workout plans. Breathable Airlume cotton keeps it cool while the retail fit and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or pair with worn-in jeans. This shirt reads like an inside joke with friends — comfy, honest, and unapologetically cozy.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting structure and a stable fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry-clean